This made me laugh: https://coinedition.com/satoshi-now-in-dilemma-to-reveal-identity-or-break-law-legal-expert/#:~:text=The%20crypto%20community%20is%20abuzz,Satoshi%20into%20revealing%20their%20identity.

Like Satoshi, assuming he's alive, who has managed to stay anonymous and radio silent, cares about some stupid law that some government pulled out of its ass.