Thanks for sharing. I think these are apples and oranges. Shitcoins are worthless IMO so there's that. A more valid comparison would between a gold ETF and a Bitcoin one. Or a BTC ETF and a stock or mutual fund.
Gold are different, you need to storing metal, Its not easy to sell, big spread, you can easy buy fake. Thats why ETF is a good choice with gold. Shitcoin don't have that problems. Obviously bitcoin with self hosting are the best choice.
Thats why IMO:
  1. Bitcoin (self hosting)
  2. Shitcoin
  3. ETF