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cyberpunk 'si-ber-pungk\ n

1: a late 20th century techno-revolutionary, or someone who poses as such 2: a hard-boiled hacker with anarchist inclinations 3: a computer geek who likes Ministry 4: as seen in TIME magazine, a member of a counter-cultural "movement" of the same name, characterized by a combination of technological savvy with a rebellious lifestyle 5: Billy Idol's comeback album 6: someone who has delusions about living in the future 7: someone who maintains that mirrorshade sunglasses (last seen on CHiPs) never went out of fashion

R. U. toolkit

  • MONEY (NON-DIGITAL PAPER VARIETY) In the world of cyberpunk corporate espionage, it all boils down to this 40%.
  • VIDEO CAM-for use along with third eye
  • SONY MINIDISC-latest Test Dept. release inside
  • LASER POINTER-hassle people in dark places
  • LOGITECH HANDHELD SCANNER (SCAN MAN 32 FOR MAC)- literary appropriations for own cyberpunk manifesto
  • PRIVATE EYE-essential for staying online 24/7
  • COMBINATION BRIEFCASE- chock full of goodies: torque wrenches, line-man&'s handset, electronic lock- pick, shotgun mike, and the Demon Dialer
  • MONOCULAR 10 X 25MM-for shoulder-surfing the passwords
  • MICRO CAMERA-hardcopy data (more proof the better)
  • SONY PYXIS-longitude/latitude finder via satellites. Just where the hell are you, anyway?
  • STUN GUN-self-defense (plenty offensive)
  • PAGER-yeah, sure, right
  • IN BAG-last 3 issues of 2600, MONDO 2000's A User's Guide, MONDO #1
  • VOLTMETER- be prepared!
  • CD-ROM PLAYER
  • SONY MULTIMEDIA
  • SONY VIDEO-8 WALKMAN (VCR) your third eye for realtime surveillance and watching your back Pirated copy of Virtual Light inside
  • CELLULAR PHONE W/SCRAMBLER- low-budget phone encrypting
  • VOICE CHANGER sound like anybody this time around
  • APPLE POWERBOOK 180- highly portable for jacking into anywhere, and for PGP key exchanges, etc.

Ref: Page 30 of MONDO 2000

Hahaha if I have to be like the one in the picture along with all the items he carries, I'm definitely not a cyberpunk, although it wouldn't be bad to be one,
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We do always make fun of the past, ad someone else in the future will make fun of us for some reason or another.
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