IMHO This kind of shit is why Chipotle is successful. Ordering from them is a game. Even if I'm not trying to get more guac, every order is an iteration of the game "what's the best burrito/bowl for me."1

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  1. Up until a few months ago I was a Chipotle virgin. Now that Pleb Lab is right next door to one, I get it.
I also have one next door and I have to stop myself otherwise I would eat it every day.
Helps to have online/app ordering so I don't have to talk to anyone, and bonus for having no pressure to tip unlike most places these days.
If I had a panda express next door I'd really be in trouble.
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