I once stole the wheels off a police car… they couldn’t catch me despite working tirelessly…

carlosfandango

Misunderstood instructions. Borrowed a car with sirens and lights from a ride-sharing location with lots of choices, and the guys with the guns were not happy about it.

WeAreAllSatoshi

This is such a polarizing question... what is your preferred donut style, and brand?

Stale and fatty you say? And the donuts are terrible as well.

Hard-won wisdom, sounds like.

Also, cop taste on donuts is remarkably bad, in my experience.

elvismercury

Stacker Saloon

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Avoid costly speeding fines by driving a car with sirens and lights. They will assume you are one of their own and leave you alone… possibly sharing their donuts. You are welcome.