Social security does work! My friend, Klaus, has a proposal to fix it:
  • Eat de fiat foodz and de bugz (proper nutrition is essential for a long life)
  • Take de vaccines (you will not drop dead young, trust the science)
  • Don't own anything (you will rely on the state to provide, the state always provides)
  • ESG (you won't run out of energy, trust me)
You will NOT die young and Socialism security will prosper for the next generation