Something isn't showing up on the oracle side so the results will go out sometime tomorrow, sorry about that. It's 4am here and got to go to bed. Thanks for everyone that tried it out!
Unfortunately I think there's timestamp issues with notes that are created with a timestamp too far in the past, so I don't know if this is even going to work. Sorry for the trouble. Cool in concept but I don't think there's anything usable here to progress on this project.