You think that's a hot take?
A person that stupid shouldn't have bitcoin. If they have children, maybe they can ask their children to hold their bitcoin. They should probably just have 20% bitcoin ETF and 80% SPY. No different than how you wouldn't say Joe Biden is mentally unfit to self custody.
Not being a moron does not make someone an expert. ColdCard makes it very clear you want 100 rolls. How are you not going to pay attention to details with your life savings???
If you can't roll a dice, I'm honestly terrified to know you are out there driving on the same streets as me. Please don't crash into me, ffs.