A guy walks into a bar and places a piano about the size of a shoe box on the bar. Bartender walks over and says its a cute little piano. The guy whistles and a tiny man just under a foot tall climbs up the barstool and starts playing piano. The bartender is absolutely astonished and says, "Never seen anything like this, how did this happen?", The guy says that there is a genie around the corner giving out free wishes. The bartender runs out, and a minute later thousands of ducks swarm the bar. The bartender covered in feathers comes back and says, "Why didn't you tell me the genie was hard of hearing? I asked for a million bucks, and got a mountain of ducks."

The guy tells the bartender, "Do you think I really asked for an 11 inch pianist?"