The pyramid pattern is 1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1.
So, that's 1 pushup, then kind of jump into a crouch to do the squat from, then do a calf raise at the top. Then drop back down and do 2 pushups, jump up and do 2 squats/calf raises, then 3 of each, etc.
Something about that transition between pushups and squats must be generating more difficulty than I expected it to.
By the time Bitcoin reaches 100k, I'm hoping to be doing one big pyramid (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1), instead of four little ones, every day.