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We've won more cage matches in our history than any other law firm. Some of our attorneys you might recognize. There is Maximillian Guntrue who spent a significant amount of time learning aikido and is one of the few recognized legal counsels who can maximize the pain felt by the opposing point of view by using their strength against them. perhaps you might be familiar with Reinhard Forthstill who is an unparalleled marksman with anything that can shoot--from neural destabilizers to decapacitators. Prenice Chillingertry adds a deadly feminine touch with her poison-tipped barb whip. Finally, Gerastus Trigage has never lost a case with his lethal razorbladed lighterang.

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