I believe in Satoshi Nakamoto, the Father of blockchain, creator of the hardest money.

I believe in Bitcoin, his only creation, Conceived in the Great Recession, Born of the virgin rationality, Suffered under the fork wars, Was declared dead hundreds of times, and descended into unrelenting bear markets. On the third halving, rose again from the dip, and ascended to global reserve.

I believe in the anonymous hodlers, the holy main chain, the primacy of proof of work, the communion of nodes, the forgiveness of shitcoinery, and the resurrection of honest value, freedom, and truth everlasting.

Hodlujah.