Have I completely lost my mind? Yep, it's possible, but this isn't an important topic today. The fact is, I have a crazy idea in my mind that I'd like to share here, maybe to vent and because you might lend me a hand in my crazy attempt to explore unknown worlds beyond our limited senses, and perhaps have a laugh along the way. https://c.tenor.com/zT4miEOlWBAAAAAC/tenor.gif

My precious girl and I often see UFOs; we love staying away from city lights and constantly traveling, so maybe that's why we see them so often. The fact is, we see them both alone and together, and this happens more and more frequently, especially when we're together. I don't want to beat around the bush, but she is a very sensitive girl, and considering that we don't consume drugs or alcohol, the possibility of hallucinating simply doesn't hold water. However, the feeling we get when we see seemingly impossible flying objects is similar to being under the influence of some psychoactive substance that generates an enormous feeling of love and peace. https://c.tenor.com/rblGCB974SEAAAAC/tenor.gif We refer to them as our colleagues; she firmly believes they are there showing themselves to us for some reason, as for me? Don't ask me, I have no idea about the UFO ecosystem and all its variants, although I refuse to believe we are the most intelligent beings in the galaxy, despite having created Bitcoin (if that's the case). Although we are probably the most destructive and rank high in the list of beings prone to self-extinction.

If a being from another planet wanted to send a message or simply contact humans (ahem... I meant, a random Bitcoiner with a completely irrelevant life) from a technological point of view, it's very likely they would choose bitcoin as a vehicle.

Based on the premise that I will conduct the experiment at a time when I see UFOs, I will attempt telepathic communication (are you kidding me?), indicating that they can communicate with me using a specific BTC wallet. https://c.tenor.com/yRY9yXU1uqIAAAAC/tenor.gif

Is it impossible? Probably, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, and those who don't ask, don't know. By the way... will they move better with on-chain transactions, lightning? maybe Fedimint? Will they send me some sats as a thank you? Anyway, your comments are welcome!