1. I’d start buying as much bitcoin as humanly possible.
  2. I’d change bitcoin to the only legal tender in china
  3. I’d sit back and watch the world pump my bags
  4. I’d invite Melei over to hit piñatas filled with shitcoins
  5. I’d start a bitcoin podcast, railing about the evils of socialism and endlessly pontificate about the benefits of becoming a sovereign individual in the new digital age
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