Bob Iger Announces Jessica Hodlr To Be New Disney Princess After She Finds Husband On Twitter Link: https://www.bugle.news/jes/

In what appears to be a capitulation for Disney, which has been in active conflict with Elon Musk after pulling ads from Twitter, Bob Iger announced that Jessica Hodlr would be joining the line of Disney princesses.

"I made a mistake pulling ads off a Twitter, and it really hurt our company," Iger told the Bugle. "Disney needs to extend an olive branch to Musk and making Jessica Hodlr a Disney princess for finding her love on Twitter seems to be the best way to go. We want young girls everywhere to know that finding a husband has never been easier as a result of Twitter."

The movie will highlight how women all over the world can find their prince charming on Twitter if all they do is tweet about it. Jessica being featured as a Disney Princess shows a sharp departure in the companies woke agenda.

Jessica has been posting things for years that would make Disney executives cringe. Their acceptance of her is a clear sign that wokeness is on the decline and the Disney is seeking to feature characters that embrace more traditional family values.

While the Bitcoin community is ecstatic at one of their own being featured as Disney royalty, many Disney fans who have supported the DEI push are upset at a complete decoupling from the woke strategy the company has followed for decades.

"I can't believe Disney hasn't featured an abortion activist as a princess. Instead they are featuring some girl who tweeted and supports traditional family values. That ideology is dangerous and bad for the climate," A critic of the move told the Bugle.

Details on the plot and cast of the movie are yet unknown. It is rumored that Mila Kunis will be casted as Princess Jessica.