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Infinity Pools
A wise man once said "If there's one thing we need right now it's another survivor pool."
A different wise man said "It is better to play infinite games than finite games."
And I was struck, like a zap of lightning, with a thought. If our Stacker Sports pools bring so much joy, fun and economic activity to SN (we all love economic activity) why should they end?
We have all had those moments in our lives where we think "I wish I could stay in this moment forever." For some, it is that perfect sunset on their dream vacation. For others, it is holding their child in their arms for the first time. At these moments we wish we could make time stand still. However:
Stephen Hawking once wrote "The thermodynamic arrow of time is based on the second law of thermodynamics, which states that the total entropy of the universe (or any closed system) cannot decrease. (Recall that entropy is a measure of disorder.) Thus, time moves forward in the direction that the entropy of the universe increases."
Hawking was smart, he was practically a cyborg. I am going to take his word for it.
If we cannot stall time to stay in our pools forever, maybe we can make our pools last forever. Introducing:
INFINITY POOLS
The underlying games might end but the pool does not. It goes on forever! Check out these neat features:
  • Eliminated players have infinite lives like a cheat code in a video game.
  • No real world games to pick from? No problem, we will simulate games online.
  • Zap the pot forever.
  • Pool estate planning. Every stacker gets an AI bot trained in their picking likeness to ensure their picks go on forever, even after their biological selves perish.
Take that Mr. Hawking. We make our own physics in the digital realm.
So sign up today for Infinity Pools and HFSP! (have fun staying pooled)
Don't take it from me, take it from Mr T.
Sats for all, GR
Actual picture of the postmortem AI in action and placing my bets: https://i.imgur.com/4IZkT3I.gif
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Haha nice.
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Dibs on pot manager.
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It's a life's work but good gig if you can get it.
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I saw a headline a few days ago about the 49ers losing a pick, but I didn't see what that was all about.
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They fudged the numbers in 2021 and got caught but it didn't put them over the cap so they got a penalty but not too severe. If it had put them over the cap the penalty would have been much worse.
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April fools?
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You would be a fool not to join. Just ask our spokesman Mr T
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Count me in
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Ok but it's like the Hotel California. You can check in but you can never leave.
How are you feeling about the draft? A lot of changes on the Bills. What positions do you think they need to target in the draft?
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I’m not sure to be honest. I hope we can get a WR but I wouldn’t be surprised if they went DE or S.
The GM really need to make his decisions count here.
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It's a good draft. Probably be able to get solid starting caliber players in the first few rounds.
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