I always love a good Ray Ratto rant, and this piece on the end of the Oakland Athletics's imminent move to Sacramento, along with the death of a minor-league hockey team in Newfoundland, was a blast to read. Sample quote:
From the moment the team announces its move to the minor-league park in West Sac as a response to their failed negotiations for a lease extension in Oakland, anyone who attends an A's game either in Oakland or the state capital is actively aiding and abetting a moron (last night's 800 fans disguised as 5,112, we're looking into your soulless eyes), and there will be no explanation in mitigation that satisfies. Sacramento will get to dance with the dunce who teased them on the way through town and deserves every mouthful of Elks club ashtray it gets.