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Would you mind to please answer these two very important questions:
  1. How do I declare to IRS the 400k sats I've won routing.
  2. How to declare all the mess of my whirpool coinjoins? It's been thousands of tx and I don't want the gov to miss one single one.
I'm very worried that if I don't do any of the above properly, I could lose a lot of freedom and I could become a paria to my fellow statist fellowships.
Please, I beg you!! Help me!!! I'm anxious!!!
I would suggest using almost exclusively custodial lightning going forward to avoid these things. You have engaged in some noncompliance it sounds like.
I would suggest walking into the IRS building and begging for forgiveness. They usually work with people who tell on themselves.
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151 sats \ 1 reply \ @javier 4 Apr
Thank you! You saved my life!
I'm going right now to the IRS office and confess everything!
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Make sure to also snitch on any of your friends you know are non complying. They love snitches. Will probably give you a doughnut and coffee for free.
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