Oi, ye daftie! Get yerself into the Stacker Proper Pub, now!

Park yer bum on a stool and start yammerin' 'bout yer day, fling yer questions like ye mean it, or blabber 'bout the wild antics of yer life.

We're listenin', so dinnae hold back! We're open every blinkin' hour, so stomp in whenever ye bloody well please!