I'd recommend changing the idea so that it sounds like a lame fintech startup. Then hire some south american graphic designers to make you a nice deck so that you can raise $3M. Put half into bitcoin. Then hire some devs from Bulgaria to build you a minimum viable product. Once you have that, pay some influencers to get you a bunch of users. Then go raise $60M and put it all into bitcoin. Then wait.
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