Yeah, all of this makes sense, and the more I interact with the concept I realize that I'd prefer an easier path to link what I do for business in my "real life", to this anonymous/pseudonymous path I'm taking on here. Unfortunately, that easier path comes at the expense of many important things. It's just gonna take some more serious consideration of how to build, I'm OK with that.
BTW. I've received that link a few times, and although I appreciate the content, it's not the easiest to digest for someone just starting to understand this concept. I prefer more layman speak for stuff like this. I'm sure it'll prove to be more useful as I gain more context around the subject.