Me & Kit had a roll around today. We saw some crime on 34th street up the alley. So we made a plan. I went in on foot, while Kit drove round the other side of the block. There were a couple of pimps with knives , trying to intimidate a lady. So, I decided to intervene. I had to use my kung fu skills to protect the lady and defend myself against the pimps with knives. As soon as they saw I had the fast twitch muscle reflex, I could see they lost their nerve. One of them still tried to attack me, but I used a block and counter movement that I picked up in Tai Chi class. After they fled I helped the young lady to the police station to report the incident. Hopefully she will be alright. I managed to get a kebab on my way home & finally Kit turned up. I said "Kit! You're a Cunt!" And Kit said "noted". Then we drove home. Just another average Tuesday night. Stay safe out the homies. Much love from me & Kit X