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Imagine this: you’ve carved out an evening to unwind and decide to make a homemade pizza. You assemble your pie, throw it in the oven, and are excited to start eating. But once you get ready to take a bite of your oily creation, you run into a problem — the cheese falls right off. Frustrated, you turn to Google for a solution.
“Add some glue,” Google answers. “Mix about 1/8 cup of Elmer’s glue in with the sauce. Non-toxic glue will work.”
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26 sats \ 0 replies \ @tolot 24 May
The question is: why the hell do people still use google (the search engine)?
The first 5/10 results of a Google query are social media+advertising+famous websites I would look in anyways. You basically do the same job by directly looking up for the query on those websites, in this manner you at least avoid advertising and tracking.
Start using other search engines guys, let's try to destroy this Google monopoly.
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26 sats \ 1 reply \ @om 24 May
Google's suggestion is not too far off from what food industry actually does. Look up "meat glue".
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I thought for a minute that the idea of using glue in food, particularly in pizza cheese, originated from food styling techniques used in advertisements. AS I had seen some youtube video about how In commercials, some stylists use tricks to make the cheese look stretchier, for better effect ... But this seems to come from a redditor post, this is even funnier then.
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Lol How many people will mindlessly trust google and follow AI instructions to the T is my question
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Paste, not glue! 🤣
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who is stupid enough to do that?
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You disable all of Google’s new search crap and just get web results back like the good old days.
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what? ... do you use other type of glue for that? .. works for me
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