FIXED! So the scale is still 9-1 instead of 5-1 because I want to maintain the level of functionally of being able to learn about block time that @supertestnet originally put into the real tool, but I've reversed the defcon order to reflect the real "urgency" of situation.

Hopefully obviously, I don't mean for this to imply that the network is close to any real danger even at defcon one. I'm really trying to show how melodramatic that type of fud is. Hooray for the difficulty adjustment!