Updated for today:

Private keys and miner racks
Keep the UN from stealing Sats
Hodl long, dear sovereign man
Your stack is sure, despite their plan!

https://stacker.news/items/57654

That is weirdly too easy for you!  Here was my first one: 

Private keys and miner racks
Keep the fed from stealing Sats
Hodl long, dear sovereign man
Your stack is sure, despite The Man
https://stacker.news/items/35350

bitcoin

My favorite Mexican restaurant raised the price of nachos from $10 to $12 today

"Not your coins, not your keys"
But what about my nacho cheese?
From $10 to $12, wow, geez!
Bitcoin, save your money with ease!
