This is the spiciest take I've seen all month lol https://c.tenor.com/JJCQq0eUvT0AAAAd/tenor.gif
Interestingly, your unique spelling of Bolt 12 is very search engine friendly. I found a github.
Tor as a workaround has proven too slow and unreliable, and a dead-end for clearnet-web usecases. Bxlt12, being a re-implementation of Tor, appears destined for the same fate.