115 sats \ 6 replies \ @Undisciplined 27 Jun \ parent \ on: What’s your hidden talent? meta
That would be a handy skill to have when my daughter's old enough to be attracting gentlemen callers who need to be subtly intimidated.
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In America, the normal move is to be cleaning your shotgun on the front-porch swing, when the young man arrives.
Casually sharpening a whole table full of knives, should work just as well, though.
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Knives don’t kill people unlike guns. People never kill anyone.
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I really need to proof read before I post. It drives me crazy catching typos after the 10 minute window expires.
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