Nice try fed. 🤣
But seriously, I'm actually using Blockstream's Green 1.
I don't have huge amounts of sats there. Still, I found it very convenient to stack sats through lightning using Green -> when the amount there gets big enough I temporarily migrate to Liquid (also on Green) -> finally when on-chain fees make sense, I consolidate by pegging out to "real" Bitcoin (in a multi sig setup outside Green).

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