Not tongue in cheek at all.  I don't think Trump understands Bitcoin, but I think it's possible he has a stash.  I don't really care, though.  I know if I were him, I wouldn't report it, just have it set up for my family in the likely event of an untimely death...

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Of course, shitcoiner Donald Trump owns 0 bitcoin but millions in ETH

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I assume your response is tongue in cheek, but surely you don't think he secretly owns a lot of bitcoin and isn't reporting it, but is reporting everything else.

He received $3M of bitcoin and eth donations and liquidated the btc for USD...  These are publicly known traceable donations, I don't think he is hiding the bitcoin somewhere :) 