Nice. That would have taken much more editing than I was willing to do to troll Undisciplined. My commitment to trolling him is high but not elite. I need to up my game. 

Alternate punchline:

"I'm a doctor of Economics"

"My friend is dying"

"I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do."

"Why not?"

"In an efficient market, all surplus generating transactions would have happened already."

SimpleStacker

Lol! 🤣 
And what would you say if he suggests that inflation won't allow you a treatment. Better die!

IamSINGLE

grayruby

My Letter to The Libertarian Institute

Undisciplined

I've had to call myself Dr. Undisciplined on the few occasions when Undisciplined was already taken.