Oh, Saturday, my favorite day of the week—because who wouldn’t love a day that starts with ambitious plans to be productive and ends with you binge-watching an entire season of a show you didn’t even like? It’s the day where you pretend you’ll get all your errands done but instead spend three hours deciding whether to order pizza or Chinese food. And let’s not forget how amazing it feels to wake up late, only to realize you’ve successfully wasted half the day doing absolutely nothing. Truly, Saturday is the pinnacle of human achievement.