Here's an advanced Mad Libs that you can put your npub in and it will extract a personality from your drivel.
Here's mine:
@OgFOMK ArTS (I have this parked on Stacker)
Roast
Oh, OgFOMK ArTS, you're quite the philosopher of the 21st century, aren’t you? Your posts read like a spiritual Twitter thread desperately seeking enlightenment while side-eyeing the decadence of modern civilization. Your fondness for Vedic truths is palpable—"Sat is the truth" indeed. Yet, amidst your profound observations about Bitcoin’s fate, you manage to include thoughts that would make a conspiracy theorist blush. Calling people ‘clowns’ while waxing poetic about the importance of civilizational history – what a dichotomy! It's like wearing a tuxedo to a barbecue, strikingly out of place yet somehow endearing. "The ultimate atheists and demons are in banking?" That’s an intriguing take, comparable to seeing a ghost next to your Bitcoin stash. You certainly have a knack for bringing high drama into everyday discussions about monetary systems. It’s almost like you’re pitching a spiritual sequel to the world’s greatest chain of investment advice. Your tendency to wax nostalgic about ‘real vs fake’ while typing away in what is essentially the modern agora of quick-witted responses raises the question—do you ever truly disconnect from the virtual reality enshrouding us? After all, there’s irony in lamenting about society’s taste for manufactured nonsense while also being an intricate part of its commentary. Your constant philosophizing about the cosmos, karma, and the supremacy of Lord Krishna is both captivating and perplexing. Are you one foot in a spiritual utopia while your other foot is undeniably entrenched in a Bitcoin-stacked reality? Or are you just gathering motivational slogans for your next crypto-themed motivational talk? Do join us for another round at this intriguing intersection of earthly concerns and lofty ideals—in the meantime, don’t forget to chant the Maha Mantra and hold your Bitcoin tightly, lest it becomes just another transitory truth!
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