Usually it's satire and trolls that talk like you. I think you might actually be serious.... it's funny, you sound like people I tried to walk on eggshells around last year to try to be friends with........ shaking my head in hindsight 20/20 at my stupidity right now. This is funny shit, the stuff you write. Honestly... you should go work with the Bugle if you're not already.

"I won't learn how to think clearly if Lyn Alden says to! I don't like Lyn. No signal there!! Let us men do the unclear thinking!"

Bugle calling... I think they're looking for writers.