I was kind of waiting to see if @OneOneSeven was going to claim the bounty, as that would send me in the foo-fightin' direction for next "week." He did get the first two though, so I guess I'm deciding right here and now to do that anyway.

Also, I've been kind of distracted with this:

I'll explain more later, but long and the short of it is, I'm very excited for halloween this year.

Apologies to anyone that read the slap-happy version of this comment before I thought to re-read and subsequently edit.