In a quixotic quest to single-handedly save the planet, the EU is doubling down on its emissions trading scheme. Brussels bureaucrats, apparently convinced they can control the weather, are expanding their carbon pricing fantasy to new heights.

Key delusions include:

This grand plan aims to create a "level playing field" - EU-speak for kneecapping their own industries while the rest of the world laughs. Meanwhile, regions with actual energy policies and nuclear power are probably ordering more popcorn to watch the show.