Most people don't know it, but on the darkside of the moon lives the Bunny Princess. Everything you learned about craters being created by meteors slamming into the surface is utter rubbish. Have you ever seen it happen? No of course not. Because it ain't true. Those holes are dug by lunar rabbits.

Here, we have one of her Furriness' subordinates meditating on carrots. The orange vegetable is not merely their favorite food, they also are THE Moon's medium of exchange. (Not unlike how rice was perceived by the Japanese during the Tokugawa Shogunate, where the white grains were both food and currency. ) The fluffy animals got the idea from the Edo folk as they had significant dealings with them in the past. In exchange for scarce mooncakes they furnished their domes with tatami and shoji doors (as you can see).

So, don't believe what you hear about the Moon on tv, folks. What's really happening on Luna is totally divergent from the mainstream narrative. But you already knew that. Otherwise you wouldn't Bitcoin.