I get that your spiel is to be comedically toxic, but ours is to drive adoption and hyperbitcoinization by providing carefully curated Bitcoin-only news to everyone on the spectrum from nocoiner to maxi, including shitcoiners, who on this spectrum are conveniently closer to the latter than the former. As Bitcoin eventually absorbs everything, we aim to absorb all shitcoiner rags under a Bitcoin-only stable, regardless of anyone's misinformed puristic whims along the way.