The most memorable one at least, which is definitely gross, was sharting before riding my bike home 5 miles when I was a kid.
12 sats \ 2 replies \ @nym 10 Nov
Did you stand to ride the way back or sit down on it?
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15 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 10 Nov
It was 5 miles so I failed to stand the whole way, and once you sit down, what’s the point of standing?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @nym 10 Nov
Good point!
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