There might be an epidemic of people trying to get a rise out of Darth.

now what if I am very upset because you called me a troll, and then I have to pay 1 million sats

(if you're lucky, you'd find someone rich and/or angry who would pay it)

satgoob

Undisciplined

Speaking of timing, maybe you can change a fee once a day (no clue the cadence). Also, what about deleting comments on your item once per day / week

I also see a way to do timing attacks with this, lol

We'd need to make sure that the fee can't change while your reply is in flight.

Just sending the fee that you're willing to pay with your reply might be enough already.

We should probably do this in general, too!

I finally muted someone on SN: how to achieve this dubious honor

You may find people are losing arguments or want to have the last word so they insult the other person then jack up the price