What’s next for InfoWars remains a live issue. The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.
This is some Cards Against Humanity style trolling on their part.
From The Onion's press release:
This is some Cards Against Humanity style trolling on their part.