This episode was awesome. Reminds me so much of when my daughter was a toddler and now too. She still loves to leave the table halfway through her meal and her toys all over the floor.

I am with you. Clean as you go. I once said to my wife "you are a great cook (she is, she went to culinary school years ago) but why does it look like a bomb went off every time you make a meal". Needless to say she did not find this to be constructive feedback. I believe she called me a jerk and then stormed off leaving the mess for me to clean up. Haha.

Like stealing bagels from a baby. Classic. I laughed heartily.

You don't need guidance sir. You and your wife are figuring it out as you go with love and good intentions. That's what parenting is my friend.