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I drink coffee from a cup that is 16 ounces. I drink at least two a day with a cup of tea later. Is this the reason I survived COVID19 without a mask, without separation, without locking myself in and without any injections? Naah, that just couldn’t be possible, could it?

Only reason, really. Crucial ingredient

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Yep, it must have been the beans!

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Farting much?!

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From the coffee? Don’t think so. Pee a lot though.

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Dude, my tired brain completely forgot that this was about coffee.. so I went "beans? Ha, must be farting a lot."

But coffee beans are also beans. Fucksake

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No problem! I guess some people get farty from drinking coffee, especially if they don’t drink it much.

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