Tomorrow's Luigi Show

Luigi Mangione, who looks like he was brought in from Central Casting, is the lunatic who allegedly shot the United Health C.E.O.

Failing to take any precautions whatsoever he was discovered at a McDonalds, of all places, in Altoona, PA. So far so good.

In the meantime legions of lonely women have fallen in love with this character much to the dismay of the shocked TV hosts and analysts who decry the debasement of American society for the hero worshiping of a killer. This attention, good and bad, should aid in promoting other shooters and result in, perhaps, the “going postal” phenomenon discussed in previous newsletters. You do not want to be the CEO of Humana or Blue Cross at the moment.