Go to the mall during Christmas week. Go into a store and release a bunny. Try to buy clothes that fit you and fit 4 other people, keeping an eye on the bunny.

Put up the Christmas tree and decorate it. When you're done, tear off all the balls from the tree and scatter them around the living room. Grab a bag of glitter and pour it all over the sofa. Replace the wise man in the nativity scene with a dinosaur and throw the baby Jesus in the trash.

Search on YouTube for the sabanero burrito. Listen to it on loop for 3 hours. Then one hour of the fish in the river, but only the chorus. Play the donkey from the savannah again for 5 more hours.

Do a marathon in the morning. Without taking a nap, go see the Three Kings' Parade with your dog off-leash and a shopping cart loaded with weight. Follow the parade for at least 3 parts of the route and collect 2 balls and 3 kilos of candy. Don't die. the night remains

Twelfth Night. Eat dinner, clean up, read 3 stories. Throw the Christmas tree balls again and collect them. Get up, go to the bathroom and a bedroom 3 times. Then wait until 2 in the morning. Tie 2 tambourines to your wrists and take out the presents and prepare them without the tambourines ringing.

If you work from home and don't have Christmas holidays, find a pony, a Vietnamese pig, a parakeet, a dog and a cat and leave them alone in the living room while you work in a room with the door closed. Don't get up no matter what you hear. In meetings: be natural.

On the 20th, leave home at 8pm and desperately look for some red tights and a red LISA sweatshirt, size 3 years. And a Hebrew costume, size 6 years. It's not worth it, pastor, Hebrew. It's not worth it, peasant, Hebrew. Roman, HEBREW is not valid.

Eat half a Suchard tablet on the sly and at odd hours. Take the other half and paint it on the walls and on your favorite jacket. Crush and crumble a couple of polvorones in your bag/backpack. Smear the remote control with honey. It should be Always sticky.

Buy a random Christmas present. For example, a blue and black gaming chair with lights. And then spend the month convincing your mother that this is exactly what she wants for Christmas. You'll know what it feels like when they change their mind about the toy they purchased.

Find 2 stray cats and bring them home. Dress one as Santa Claus and the other as an elf, complete with suspenders. Hats and booties included. Take a photo of them without them taking anything off and looking at the camera. One with the Christmas tree in the background and another with the fireplace. Also smiling.

Put the cats in the bathtub. Wash them without letting them scratch you or escape, and dry them with a towel and then a hairdryer. Put them in onesie baby pajamas with buttons. Bonus track: Brush their teeth.

All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. Set an alarm on your phone with this tune. Volume 99. Set it to go off at 11:50 p.m., 2:01 a.m., 2:15 a.m., 4:00 a.m., and 6:00 a.m. Walk a sack of potatoes around for 30 minutes at a time. At 7:30 a.m., you're up and about, and your "break" is over.

Dress up for New Year's Eve. Go to the kitchen and grab a stand mixer or food processor and add: An egg, milk, flour and 3 pieces of banana. Give it to crush WITHOUT LID. (That's having dinner with kids).

Finally, infiltrate a children's WhatsApp group. Pretend to be a parent and write one of these during the week of the Christmas show: -My son has lice. -Well, I've spoken to the teacher, I'm not happy and the theme of the Christmas show is going to be changed...