Quite clearly you were advising on tax liability and ways to avoid/evade, but sure its all hypothetical and not too serious, unless someone acts on what you have suggested and lands in serious trouble.

True the severity of enforcement varies depending on jurisdiction. But as far as your posted question goes, its more or less impossible to un KYC KYCed sats- you must sell, declare any gains, pay the tax due, and start again via un-kyced purchases...any other option will involve risk of prosecution and criminal record at the least. Hopefully tax treatment will improve with at least some allowance for use of BTC as a MoE without the absurd taxation of each and every purchase made using sats- but there are no guarantees of this unless you move to somewhere that does allow it.