I don’t know how to regain access to your node, but I think I may have just figured out how you can get the sats out of your channels if you’re ready to give up on the node but still need to get those sats. I’m about to hit the road to go home from a holiday trip, but should have time to share the details of my theory later.

The TLDR will be, exploit your Hydro service with @ambosstech.