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"Google Gemini"
Me: Tell me a mature clever joke that bitcoiners would love
Gemini: Here's a joke bitcoiners might appreciate:
Why did the Bitcoin miner bring a ladder to the beach?
...To mine for Sats on the moon!
This joke plays on:
  • "To the moon!": A common crypto phrase expressing the hope for significant price increases.
  • Mining: The process of creating new Bitcoin.
  • Sats: A common term for Satoshis, the smallest unit of Bitcoin.
I hope you find this amusing!
Me: Try one a little more well thought out.
Gemini: Certainly! Here's another joke that might resonate with bitcoiners:
Why did the Bitcoin hodler bring a dictionary to the desert?
...To look up the definition of "fiat money" while watching it disappear.
This joke plays on:
  • Hodler: A term used in the crypto community for someone who holds onto their crypto assets for the long term.
  • Fiat money: Traditional currencies issued by governments, often contrasted with cryptocurrencies.
  • "Disappear": A reference to the potential for inflation to erode the purchasing power of fiat currencies.
I hope this one hits the mark!
Me: How about another one?
Gemini: Certainly! Here's another attempt at a Bitcoin-themed joke:
Why did the Bitcoin whale bring a harpoon to the bank?
...To go whale hunting for those juicy bank reserves!
This joke plays on:
  • Bitcoin whale: A term used for individuals or entities holding a large amount of Bitcoin.
  • Harpoon: A weapon used to hunt whales.
  • Bank reserves: The amount of money that banks are legally required to hold in reserve.
I hope this one amuses you!
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Using Google AI... NGMI
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ngmi? What's that stand for skip?
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"Not Gonna Make It" "Not Going To Make It"
It means you will not survive/succeed.
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Oh nevermind, you're the mild version of Darth, I forgot lol
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Oh, you're telling me I'm not going to succeed because I was playing around with Google AI? This wasn't serious bud, this was literally showing how pitiful Gemini is. It's the worst most constrained AI on the market. That's why this in "LOL" but I get your message I do.
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De-google your life or you NGMI fren
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Tried that, it's not sustainable atm.
Au contraire... it's on par with recent SNL skits I saw~~
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Is that right? That bad?
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