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Ya well we'll see about that.
Totally. These schmucks are in for a rude awakening.
Your finish is on point:
I mean WTF Bloomberg? It's like taking the truth and... flipping it 180 degrees to make it completely wrong and selling it to people. Journalism like this completely misinforms people and deceives them of what they need to know.
A surprising number of people and institutions with what I call reverse-compasses: take whatever they say, flip it, and you'll get close to truth.
Pretty pathetic. NGMI, etc.