I need a drunk mode on my Lightning wallets. As lightning payments are easy to use, it’s easy to miss payments, so we’re going to need a new method of detecting payments to detect and reject invalid payments. I will also need to implement a system to determine how drunk you are. Yes. I’m drunk right now.
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Maybe theres already a wallet that requires a password to open. Then just make the password complicated enough that you cant pull it off if you are drunk.
Could be. Some kind of arithmetic problem or something like that.
A wallet that calls your ex when you a make payment while you're drunk.
There hodl drunks and then there are spendl drunks, clearly.
Holy drunk I’m fu*k