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64 sats \ 1 reply \ @freetx 15 Jan
Joke Time:
Heisenberg is driving his car down the road, when he is stopped for speeding by the police.
The cop approaches the window and ask Heisenberg, "do you know how fast you were driving?". To which he responds, "no, but I know where I am...."
Sensing something is off with him, the cop decides to search his car. Upon opening the trunk he shouts to Heisenberg, "do you know you have a dead cat in the trunk?!?" and Heisenberg responds, "well now he's dead, asshole!"
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23 sats \ 0 replies \ @NovaRift OP 15 Jan
😂😂 This was a good one, thanks.
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